What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

Mexican Girl Jokes More Mexican Girl Jokes

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay