What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

How did you sleep?

With closed eyes.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Aunt?

A tor-tia.

What do you call a mexican barber?

El Chapo

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

Mexican Girl Jokes More Mexican Girl Jokes

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.