What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow?

Mello Yellow

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

Tom Cruise Jokes More Tom Cruise Jokes

What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.