How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

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When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

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You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

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How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

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How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.