Wwii Jokes

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

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What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school?

Leningrad

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

What do you call a nice looking WWII german solider?

A Neo Hotzi

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.

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When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

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They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

What are a redneck's last words?

Hey, guys, look what I can do!"

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Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.

How do you make a German cry?

Show them their gas bill

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What do you call a battle of wordplay?

Pun-fu fighting

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

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What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI?

The Triple Entendre.

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Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?

When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

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What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.