I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.
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The Battle of the Bulge.
Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...
Leningrad
They ordered ziti instead of shells.
They were just Stalin for time.
A Neo Hotzi
They kept Stalin around.
The gas bill was too high.
Dress them up as dead lions
Both of them.
Steer Wars.
Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings
Me: "Junior year."
Because it's a First Order approximation.
Then, fart.
Ereptile Dysfunction
Someone's losing a trailer.
How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen
They already know everything.
What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?
Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
A knotzi.
