What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

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What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

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What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.