What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

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What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

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What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.