What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

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What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor