What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

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What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

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What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.