Neck Romancer Jokes

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys?

A neck romancer.

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call an amorous vampire?

A neck-romancer

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What is the definision of mixed feelings?

When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.

What gets bigger every time I see my wife?

My wife.

Magic Jokes More Magic Jokes

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

Why aren't there any black magicians?

Because magic is stupid.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work. :)

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

Hickey Jokes More Hickey Jokes

What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer

What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.