Neck Romancer Jokes

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys?

A neck romancer.

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call an amorous vampire?

A neck-romancer

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What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

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What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

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What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

What kind of music venues do gun lovers like the most?

Carry OK

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How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

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It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

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Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

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What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand