Poll Jokes

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

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Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!

Nigel Farage Jokes More Nigel Farage Jokes

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

Japanese People Jokes More Japanese People Jokes

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

Jockeys Jokes More Jockeys Jokes

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

How can you tell if a groom is Polish?

He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

Racehorse Jokes More Racehorse Jokes

What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.