Poll Jokes

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

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Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

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Japanese People Jokes More Japanese People Jokes

What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!"

What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

Racehorse Jokes More Racehorse Jokes

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

Upvote Jokes More Upvote Jokes

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

What do you call a rising poll?

Upvote

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

Why do indegionous people dislike snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land.

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?

You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce: