Poll Jokes

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

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Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

Why did people make white chocolate?

So black kids could get dirty faces too.

Rely Jokes More Rely Jokes

Why do white people rely on asians so much?

Because without them, they'd just be cauc.

What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

a rem job

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

Jockeys Jokes More Jockeys Jokes

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

How do you get a kleenex to dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why do some people dislike twitch chat?

It's just not their Kappa tea

What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.

Rig Jokes More Rig Jokes

What do you call a rigged carnival?

An UnFair.

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."