How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

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How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, two... One, two.

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How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

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Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.