How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

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How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb?

Sikhs.

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

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What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

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How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.