What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

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In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

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Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

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What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

Why don't you ask about the home life of a filing cabinet?

It's usually a sorted affair.

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How does ISIS listen to its favourite tunes?

On a boombox.

What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

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What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal