What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

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What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

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What does Wolverine and Caitlin Jenner have in common?

They're both X-Men.

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them