What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

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What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

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What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

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What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They are both X-Men

What's Wolverine's favorite candy bar?

SNIKTERS

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.