What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

Wolverine Jokes More Wolverine Jokes

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.