What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

Basketball Player Jokes More Basketball Player Jokes

Why are basketball players so tall?

They're knee grows.

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!