What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

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What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

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Why were all the oompa loompas black in Willy Wonka &amp the Chocolate Factory?

Because Orange is the New Black.

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black