Presidency Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

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What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

Interrupt Jokes More Interrupt Jokes

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

Elect Jokes More Elect Jokes

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

Zimbabwe Jokes More Zimbabwe Jokes

Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

What's 50 Cent's name in Zimbabwe?

400 Million Dollars.

Russian President Jokes More Russian President Jokes

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

2020 Jokes More 2020 Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

4 Year Jokes More 4 Year Jokes

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years