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What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Why were all the oompa loompas black in Willy Wonka &amp the Chocolate Factory?

Because Orange is the New Black.

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What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?

She was the beast of the show!

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

Presidency Jokes More Presidency Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

Why are you upset?

Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.

Who's no chicken?

Donald duck.