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What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Why were all the oompa loompas black in Willy Wonka &amp the Chocolate Factory?

Because Orange is the New Black.

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What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

Presidency Jokes More Presidency Jokes

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What do Oranges and Apples have in common?

They're both orange except for the Apple.

What rhymes with orange?

no, it doesnt.

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

What's Donald's new reality show going to be called?

The Amazing Racist.

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!