What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

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What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

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What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?

A Black Adder