What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

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What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

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Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

What did one snake say to another ?

Hiss off !