What do you call a stoner when horny?

Now please post weed related jokes

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What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

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Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

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What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed?

A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast

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Where do people go for pasta related crimes?

A PENNEtentiary!

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh