What do you call a stoner when horny?

Now please post weed related jokes

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What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

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Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

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What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.