What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

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What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

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Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

Stork Jokes More Stork Jokes

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

Why does a stork stand on one leg?

If he didn't, he would fall.