What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

Stork Jokes More Stork Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.