What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

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Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

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You must not bring either to the movies.

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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow