What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

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What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?

With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.