What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

What did Palpatine order in the drive thru?

Friiiiiiies

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What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

What did the "O" call the Zero?

Weirdo!

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Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

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What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep