How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

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What's on your mind?

it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

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How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

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How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

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How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.