How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

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What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

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Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional

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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

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How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.