What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

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What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

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How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

What is wrong with me?

Asking for a friend..

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What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway