What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

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What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

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Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

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Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

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What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

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What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

Earl Lee

What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS