What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

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How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

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What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

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How do you confuse an asian?

Put a steering wheel in front of them

What do you call an Asian getting mugged?

Black and Yellow

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What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!