A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.
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Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!
You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D
A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)
Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.
You can buy a silencer for a gun
Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss
Because he was in deNile
They were fully booked.
Because they have to go by the book.
There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.
In case you get a hole in one.
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A pride flag found at Orlando.
Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.
A condescending con descending.
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
To see how long he slept for.
How does she not fall over?
A rehearsal
