Eastern European Jokes

What do you call a big Eastern European sausage?

Kielbasa (Often Pronounced Ca-Ba-Sa.)

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What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why, what happened, officer?

He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

What's black white and read all over?

A: A newspaper.

Well Jokes More Well Jokes

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

European Jokes More European Jokes

What does the European say to the black couple?

I ship them

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.