What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

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What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS

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They both work in gastronomy

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Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

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What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

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Blankets.

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What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.