What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

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Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

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What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

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Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.