What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

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How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

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dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

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What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.