Mate Season Jokes

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls

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What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

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Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.