Why do we need to die?

chickens

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Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant !

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

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What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.