Why do we need to die?

chickens

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Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

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What do you can an agent orange attack on Bangkok?

Thai die.

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

What about Asians and Hispanics?

What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com