Hide their money in their bible.
Their parents.
You get a Christian Bale
A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.
It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.
He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"
You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!
It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.
He flips houses.
You put his welfare checks in his work boots.
Because of all the sand which is there.