Christian Bale Jokes

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What do you call a bundle of hay in a church?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?

Christian BALE!

What is it called when Batman leaves church?

Christian Bale...

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

What do you call batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty?

Faith lifts

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

Bale Jokes More Bale Jokes

Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did they skip 9?

Because, 7 8 9...

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

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What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.