What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

Wedding Ring Jokes More Wedding Ring Jokes

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings