What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

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Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

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What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!