What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common?

They were both fingered by their brother.

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

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How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

Madonna Jokes More Madonna Jokes

What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

What is blonde and brown blonde and brown blonde and brown?

Answer. Madonna doing cartwheels.