Rucksack Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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A seasoned traveller.

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Baghdad Jokes More Baghdad Jokes

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ?

A. Nothing yet.

What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

How do you play Iraqi bingo?

F18...B52...F18

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Whats white and salty?

Salt.

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.