Rucksack Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common?

They both got famous for getting a black man off.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

Baghdad Jokes More Baghdad Jokes

What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ?

A. Nothing yet.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar

What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast