What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

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Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight?

Go straight for the juggler.

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What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.

What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

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Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)

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Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!