What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?

The redditor never gets gold

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What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

How do you describe the life of a redditor?

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....