What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?

The redditor never gets gold

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....