What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?

The redditor never gets gold

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

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How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

About 8000

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.