What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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A recycling TIN!

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He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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