Holiness Jokes

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness"

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What do you call a schizophrenic in a white dress?

Your Holiness.

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What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.

How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!

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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

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What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)