Eighth Jokes

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

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What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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Sale Jokes More Sale Jokes

What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!"

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

Youtube Jokes More Youtube Jokes

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

What does a redditor say when they see a YouTube link they can't click on?

Give me the gif of it.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What's a swear word?

Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

Video Jokes More Video Jokes

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s?

There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

Henry Jokes More Henry Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

Flag Jokes More Flag Jokes

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...