What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

X Jokes More X Jokes

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Value Jokes More Value Jokes

What value is higher than infinity?

Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.

What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.