Op Jokes

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

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What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA?

OP delivers.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe?

The Continental OP.

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Why does OP never deliver?

removed

Why is Rengar so OP?

Because E: Bola Strike.

Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

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Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram?

Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram? One is a Fey Goat, while the other is a .

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What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

What do you get when OP gets erections?

QR

What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain?

Because they don't deliver.

What did the Mod say to OP?

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What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

What's the name of China's new atmosphere-cleanup program?

The Desolation of Smog.

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

What did the CN tower say to the clouds???

Only the tip baby, I promise!

What do you call a promise you can't keep?

A campaign promise.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Where do post go when they die in Reddit?

Everywhere else.

What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

TRUSTWORTHY!

What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Real Thing Jokes More Real Thing Jokes

When Does This White Privilege Thing Kick In?

Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?

What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real thing ?

The picture of Jesus only takes one nail to hang up .

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.