What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

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Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards?

He's just there so he won't get slimed.

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What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

a baaahhhd movie. ( )

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

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Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong."

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What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

What do you call a cinema in Jamiaca?

A cinemon