What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

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What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

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How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

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Which fly makes films ?

Stephen Speilbug !

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

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Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

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What do you call a cinema in Jamiaca?

A cinemon

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.