Space Man Jokes

What do you do when you see a space man?

You park, man.

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What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

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Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

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What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

What do you call a fish in orbit?

Trouterspace.

Manhattan Jokes More Manhattan Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

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Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

What do you like to do in your free time?

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

good karma.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are there so many jumpshots in the WNBA?

Because women can't drive

What did Palpatine order in the drive thru?

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!