What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

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Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V?

Because Dey-go-bah.

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.