What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

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Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

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What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.