What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!