What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

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What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

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What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad"

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !