What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !