Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

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Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

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What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

you seamstressed

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She's only attracted to colored guys.

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.