Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

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What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

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Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

What do hip pigs call their ladies?

Fine swine.

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /