What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

Aeroplane Jokes More Aeroplane Jokes

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet ?

A bee is an aeroplane !

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.