Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

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Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

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What's the difference between an artist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.