Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

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What do you call it when a helicopter pilot reflects on his life?

HINDsight

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

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How did the Fonz die?

Ayyyds

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

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What's the difference between an artist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.