What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

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Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

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What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A Kangacrew

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.