What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

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What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A Kangacrew