What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

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What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

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What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"