Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the otter cross the road?

To say "hello from the otter side"

What do you get when you cross the New World Order and risque behavior?

The Illuminaughty

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Chicken Soup Jokes More Chicken Soup Jokes

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.