Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

Chicken Soup Jokes More Chicken Soup Jokes

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.